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Name: Misha Kuys
E-mail: m.kuys@ugrad.unimelb.edu.au (send e-mail)

I study at the University of Melbourne. I'm enrolled in the Bachelor of Commerce (Management).

My address in Melbourne:

20 Astor Place
Carlton
VIC 3053
AUSTRALIA


Phone: 0401 907 840 (International: +61 401 907 840)

A nice little survey for your interests:

1. What brand of toothpaste?

Colgate Total

 

2. Shampoo + Conditioner in one ..or separate?

Separate

 

3. What Brands?

 

 

4. What flavor dental floss: Mint, cinnamon, bubble gum, or regular?

Mint

 

5. Do you roll your socks, pull them up, or ?

pull them on

 

6. Toilet paper: wad or fold?

fold actually

 

7. Do you know Donald Duck's middle name?

nope

 

8. Favorite color?

blue

 

9. Summer footwear: sandals or nothing?

shoes and sandals

 

10. Apples, oranges, or bananas?

pineappels

 

11. Lefty or righty?

righty

 

12. Glass is half-empty or half-full?

half-emtpy since you always have to drink to the bottom (AD FUNDUM)

 

13. Bleh or blah?

blah, definately

 

14. What do you like about yourself?

my personality

 

15. Would you ever wear Taz boxers?

maybe

 

16. Do you sing in the shower?

nope

 

17. Do you talk to your cat/dog/rodents?

don't have one

 

18. Do you talk to yourself?

only in my dreams

 

19. Do you have a secret crush on your dentist?

euh, not at all, I know her children too well

 

20. Do you know your mailman/woman's name?

nope

 

21. Do you give your mailman/woman a gift on Xmas?

nope

 

22. What's your pet peeve?

Intolerant people who are so plastic, they'd make a good cr

 

CREDIT CARD... I like REAL PEOPLE

 

23. What is the lamest pick up line u've ever used?

If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

 

24. Would you ever buy/use a pink pen?

yeah

 

25. Would you ever buy ANYTHING pink?

candy

 

26. Mickey Mouse or Bugs Bunny?

Bugz rules!

 

27. Do you think Daffy Duck is hot?

Nope

 

 

28. Would you ever recite poetry to a guy?

Already did that in High School, les sanglet longues......

 

29. If you HAD to, what color nail polish/lipstick would you wear?

black

 

30. Do you bite your lip when you're nervous?

not really

 

31. Would you skip school if you had a huge zit between your eyes on picture day?

nah, try to mask it

 

32. Do tight jeans make guys look gay?

yes

 

33. How do you take mascara off?

by taking a shower

 

34. Would a girl wearing blue/green mascara turn you on?

if she looked hot in it

 

35. Do you know HOW to figure out bra size?

in they fit in your hands they are size 12B

 

36. Would u ever wear lip gloss?

to prevent my lips from dehydration yes

 

37. What's better: gummi sweettarts or sweettart gum?

sweet tart gum

 

38. M&Ms or Skittles?

M&Ms

 

39. Do you go to public places with your mom, and actually TALK to her?

yeah I do, my mum is cool

 

40. What is 1 + 1 ?

a numerical representation of one plus one

 

41. What is your favorite holiday?

summer

 

42. Pick one: RuPaul - Dennis Rodman

RuPaul

 

43. How old are you?

24 yrs young

 

44. How old do you WANT to be?

15 brave and innocent

 

45. Where do you want to live?

Somewhere where it's nice and safe and beautiful

 

46. Where do you want to go?

Japan

 

47. Who do you want to meet?

Ruud van Nistelrooij &

 

48. Do you like Kool-Aid?

not really

 

49. Does pine-sol smell good?

NO

 

50. What are your favorite pizza toppings?

ham, salami, funghi, cheese, olives, artichoce

 

51. Do you like toast?

yupp

 

52. Do you still carve pumpkins?

never

 

53. Do you still leave cookies & milk out for Santa?

nope

 

54. Have you lost all your (baby) teeth?

Yupz

 

55. Have your wisdom teeth seen light yet?

euh.....duh

 

56. Clear or colored?

depends

 

57. When your dentist asked, what flavor fluoride did you pick: bubble-gum, grape, or mint?

???????

 

58. Where is your hand right NOW?

on the keyboard

 

59. What is better: your right ear or left pinky?

both are excellent

 

60. Okay or O'tay?

okidokely

 

61. French poodle or french kiss?

I'd prefer a kiss above a poodle thank you

 

62. Are 2 x 4's really 2 inches by 4 inches?

nope

 

63. If not, how big are they REALLY?

1 1/2 X 3 1/2

 

64. Do you have a 2 x 4 or a 1 x 2?

a 3 x 3

 

65. Do you know your parents' birthdays/ages?

yup

 

66. Do you know your siblings birthdays/ages?

yup

 

67. Does your grandma tell you she is 29?

no

 

68. Have you ever used colored white-out?

no????

 

69. What do you think of Smurfette?

I sympathize with her having to guarantee the survival of the smurf society

 

70. What is your favorite book?

Lord of the Rings, part III

 

71. How does a cabin far, far away, with a fire, candles, and the one you love sound?

as long as I'm in it as well!

 

72. Salmon or Cod?

neither really

 

73. Crab or Lobster?

crab

 

74. What sounds better: up or down?

first up then down

 

75. What sounds better: sideways or sidewards?

sideways

 

76. Ok, NOW where is your hand?

still on the keyboard

 

77. Describe the best day of your life.

has yet to come maybe...

 

 

78. Broom or mop?

broometje

 

79. What is your favorite word?

gais

 

80. Free! Don't have to answer this since there is no question.

thanx

 

81. What is your full name?

Misha Jaromir Anton Kuys

 

 

82. What do you wish your name was?

Kooly Kooldude

 

83. Describe your kinkiest fantasy.

oh my....

 

84. What is the weirdest middle name you've ever heard?

rudulf

 

85. Are your feet the same size?

yeah, 11's

 

86. Cassettes or CD's?

CD's

 

87. Is watching "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" a tradition in your home?

Nope

 

88. What are your Christmas traditions?

eating the shit out of me for three days

 

89. How do you open your envelopes: tear or cut?

cut

 

90. 410 more to go, are you bored?

maybe

 

91. Do you like onions?

yez

 

92. What would you name your band, if you had one?

WESTCLAN

 

93. Have you ever worn a dress?

euh...don't think so

 

94. Did you know that if you talk into a vent, someone in a nearby room will hear you?

depends on the size of the vent

 

95. Frogs or toads?

frogz

 

96. Do u believe in making a wish at 11:11?

not really

 

97. 8 or 3?

definately 8

 

98. How long can you hula-hoop for?

quite a while

 

99. Did you know Dave is AWESOME?

don't we all love dave?

 

100. You made it to 100. Do you love me now?

would the hurting stop?

 

_____________________________________________________

 

I lied, there are more...

 

101. Did you ever eat crayons when you were little?

only the small ones

 

102. On your last birthday, what did you wish for?

that my parents would buy a huge cake

 

103. Do you know all the words to the National Anthem?

only the famous two verses, well almost

 

104. Is watching the Superbowl a party in your house?

Hell no...

 

105. Are you going to name your son Elvis?

No

 

106. If not, what?

dumb name

 

107. What about your daughter?

no, not gonna name her Elvis either

 

108. Describe your most embarrassing moment.

probably Zaterdag-Gladiatordag

 

109. Do you read tabloids?

yeps

 

110. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

nope

 

111. Do you like cotton candy?

not really

 

112. Do you suffer from cramps?

only after a marathon

 

113. Do you have that not-so-fresh feeling?

nope, I'm as fresh as it gets

 

114. Favorite food?

Italian and Chinese

 

115. What would be the first thing you would do if you won the lottery?

make sure I really get the money

 

 

116. Ribbed or plain?

Ribbed.

 

117. "Lala" or "Skittle de bop du wop"?

Lalalalalalalalallalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..

 

118. Apple pie or cherry pie?

old skool apple pie

 

119. Pepsi or Coke?

coca cola

 

120. Strawberry or Vanilla?

why can't I pick caramel?

 

121. Favorite movie?

The Lords of the Rings, The Matrix, Finding NEMO and James Bond

 

122. Favorite Actor?

Sean Connery, Christopher Walken, Joe Armstrong

 

123. Favorite Actress?

Jessica Alba and Hillary Swank (?)

 

124. Cheerios or corn flakes?

dun care

 

125. Panty hose or thigh-highs?

none

 

126. Do you shave your legs?

not really I tried once though but it didn't really

make me any faster

 

127. Midnight or mid-day?

midnight

 

128. Hope or Billy?

Hope

 

129. Cottonball or Q-tip?

q-tip

 

130. Dry or lubricated?

wet

 

131. Fast or slow?

fast paced action

 

132. Hard or soft?

soft is for incompetent people

 

133. Yogurt or ice-cream?

ice-cream

 

134. Spoon or fork?

spoon

 

135. Are you crying right now?

not really

 

136. Fling or flick?

ching

 

137. Look at your middle finger, on your right hand, what do you see?

a humungous scar

 

138. Look to your left, what do you see?

some empty computers

 

139. Look to your right, what do you see?

a girl working on her essay about shakespeare

 

140. Who is at your house right now?

not me

 

141. Are your legs crossed right now?

nope

 

142. Do a few twirls, are you dizzy now?

not really

 

143. Favorite song?

Self Esteem, Offspring, They stood up for Love, Life and Feel the Beat, Darude

 

144. Boxers or briefs?

Boxers they punch harder

 

145. Tootsie pops or blowpops?

tootsies

 

146. Big Red, Juicy Fruit, or Doublemint?

Big Red

 

147. Do you like to fish?

I just to do it with my dad

 

148. Is your grandpa cool?

10 feet under so probably yes

 

149. Does your grandpa bore you with long stories?

no boring ones just cool ones

 

150. Do you snore?

never

 

151. Describe how your breath smells right now.

really nice, yes that's true!

 

152. If you were a girl, would you rather be "Matilda" or "Alexis."

Matilda

 

153. Does it taste good?

sometimes

 

154. Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge?

I use my finger

 

155. Do you chew on pens/pencils/--?

yes I eat them

 

156. What is your favorite comic (like in the paper!) ?

Dilbert, Fokke & Sukke

 

157. Acting class or class act?

class act

 

158. Upside-down or downside-up?

downside-uppz

 

159. What's up?

he doc...

 

160. What does "GROWL TIGER" make you think of?

Richmond Tigers

 

161. What does this -> .dm,'fglkserhngjkqb; make you think of?

swearing on the internet

 

162. Blondes or brunettes?

errr.....depends..but probably brunettes

 

 

163. Push or pull?

both

 

164. If a door says pull, do you automatically push?

nope, well maybe

 

165. Do you even read those door things?

yes...

 

166. Do spiders scare you?

nope

 

167. What does?

loosing all my friends

 

168. Did you know I was scared of FROGS when I was a baby?

no

 

169. What was your first word?

Zappa

 

170. What was your first phrase?

boekely bokka bu

 

171. What can you not pronounce?

hfdfkhgfhjgfhjfdhjfghjnfdhjgfvhfkgfhjhn

 

172. Did you know my phone just rang?

yeah, I called you to ask you why in the hell you wrote this???

 

173. Is your phone ringing?

Nope...

 

174. What's your phone number?

0401907840

 

175. Do you eat your toe-nails?

nope

 

176. Are you in drag right now?

nope

 

177. Wal-Mart or K-mart?

WalMart

 

178. Jim Carrey or Mariah Carey?

singing mariah, movie Jim

 

179. How many REAL push-ups can you do?

err...50 or something

 

180. How many fake push-ups can you do?

I like it real

 

181. Go run a mile. You have ten minutes. -- Are you tired now?

now? now..maybe after I ran the mile

 

182. Does your bike have 2 wheels?

yes, as a matter of fact it does

 

183. Are they flat?

no

 

184. Can you do a hand-stand?

no

 

185. Front or back?

front

 

186. Walk backwards for 5 steps. Stop. Turn around. What time is it?

same time

 

187. Are you on fire right now?

not really

 

188. If I give you a piece of paper, what are the odds of you not eating it?

about 1 to 50

 

 

189. Sprite or 7-up?

7-up

 

190. Mug Root Beer or Dr. Pepper?

dr pepper on Terschelling

 

191. Bambi or Thumper?

both taste good

 

 

192. Do you think Flower is hot?

? no

 

193. If I told you to jump off a bridge, would you?

no

 

194. Would you lick Prince's feet for $5?

no

 

195. Do you know there are people who would do that for free?

yes

 

196. Umm... can you count how many questions are left?

I got no clue

 

197. Is your left pinky right-handed?

nope

 

198. 5+7+8-1234569%555x3=?

-411078177

 

199. If you had 5 dollars, went to the store to buy 1 apple for 50 cents, but they were out, how many apples would you have?

 

0

 

200. Do you know how many calories you burn when you do the wild thing?

not enough

 

201. How do you spell Czechoslovakia?

Tsjechoslowakije..but they are two countries now..Czech Republic and Slowakia

 

202. Can you burp whenever you want?

a little bit

 

203. Will you call me?

just give me your number

 

204. What is the corniest pick-up line you've ever HEARD?

Are you drunk enough to sleep with me?

 

205. When you sit are you actually standing?

Huh? that's dumb

 

206. Spit or swallow?

errr..depnds

 

207. When it's time for you to go to bed, do you go or stay up?

 

When it's really time to go to bed it's time to go to bed.

 

208. Did you know Mariah Carey rulez?

not really..but wasn't she the best selling artist or something like that?

 

209. How old were you when you were 12?

duh....about 48 months old I reckon.

 

210. On a good day how many tootsie pops can you eat?

a lot

 

211. On a bad?

not a lot

 

212. X-Men or Power Rangers?

X-Men, but Samurai Pizza Cats and Dragonball Z kick ass

 

213. Go into a crowded public place.. try to bite your ear and hit your chest.. What happens?

Nothing much....I think.

 

214. Do people give you money?

Yeah, fortuntately they do

 

215. Pizza or squid?

err..pizza

 

216. Love or war?

love

 

217. What's your favorite sense: touch, sight, hearing, smelling, or taste? And why?

hmmm..I have to say sight...though it may not be as exciting as the others.

 

 

218. If you could relive one day of your life, what day, and why?

 

 

219. Shake or stir?

shaken not stirred

 

220. Pen or pencil?

pen..bic-pen is the name

 

221. On or off?

off-side sux..so I'd rather be on

 

222. Ribbit or croak?

ribbit ribbit

 

223. Comb or brush?

comb

 

224. Sitting: indian-style or on your knees.

sux, can't hold it long

 

225. What do you call them: Bangs or fringe?

bang bang

 

226. How long are yours?

quite long actually

 

227. How long is it?

see 226

 

228. Will you please send me your picture?

sure it's on my site

 

229. A large group of friends or a best friend?

a large group of best friends

 

230. Nick or Shawn?

blegh

 

231. Lori or Kim?

Lori

 

232. Laurie or Lori?

See 231

 

233. Chris or Kris?

the female one

 

234. Who is the most perverted person you've ever met?

XXX

 

235. Why?

XXX

 

236. Who is the weirdest person you've ever met?

myself

 

 

237. Why?

because there is a thin line between sanity and insanity

 

238. Would you consider yourself: wild or mild?

both

 

239. Would you consider yourself: shy, fly, high, or dry?

the higher you fly the harder you fall I drink to much to be dry.

 

240. Would you consider yourself: bad, rad, mad, or sad? (ok these are lame so what :P)

rad?

 

241. Wind, water, or fire?

fire

 

242. Earth or sky?

sky

 

243. Iced or hot?

hot

 

244. Mocha or regular?

mokka

 

245. Would you like fries with that?

burger

 

246. Single or double?

double everything!! mag het speciaal zijn?

 

247. Mild or hot sauce?

Mild

 

248. What do you think about guns?

sux

 

249. What color is your hand?

flesh usually

 

250. Do you like being called nice?

yeah

 

251. Are you right-faced?

probably

 

252. If you were a frog would you eat flies?

you eat what you eat

 

253. Do you eat flies already?

only if they fly straight in my mouth, I think I ate some

in CA since there were so bloody many of them..they were everywhere

 

254. If you were a cat would you eat rats?

ratz yeah!

 

255. Do you have a pet rat?

no

 

256. Name your pets.

Iwan, kloyo en boyo, Timmie and a bunch of fish

 

257. Do you love your pets?

I did.. miss them.

 

258. Are you an exclamation kind of person or a period?

dunno..you tell me

 

259. Do you love me (question mark)

not really

 

260. VHS or hi-8?

VHS I guess, but DVD is better!

 

261. What is better: sand or dirt?

sand..whitehaven beach sand to be exact

 

262. What is better: walks on the beach with sand flying at you or walks in the mountains with killer squirrels?

er..beach is cooler

 

263. Are you scared of small animals?

not really

 

264. Alvin, Simon, or Theodore?

alvin! he has the best voice

 

265. Leave-in or Rinse-out?

leave-in

 

266. Straight, waves, or curls?

curls

 

267. Who is your favorite power ranger?

the black

 

268. Who is your favorite smurf?

Handy Smurf

 

269. Who is your favorite GI Joe?

the Cobra dudes

 

270. Do you love Optimus Prime?

I have uttermost respect for him

 

271. How did Optimus Prime die in Transformers - the movie?

he piloted his ship straight into a sun to kill the quintessences...

 

272. Did you watch Pee Wee's Playhouse when you were little?

???? guess not

 

273. Would you watch it now if it was still on?

maybe...

 

274. How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

4

 

275. Will the world ever know?

maybe

 

276. Did you have to go ask Owl to find out?

not really

 

277. Winnie the Pooh, Tigger, Kanga, Roo, Piglet, Eeyore, Rabbit, or Owl?

Poohbear

 

278. Was Winnie The Pooh better as a cartoon or puppets?

cartoon

 

279. Have you ever been to Disneyland?

Nope

 

280. Have you ever been to Disney World?

Nope

 

281. If not, do you want to? If yes, do you want to go again?

Yup..

 

282. Have you ever been out of the country?

yes

 

283. If so, where?

A lot of Europe and US and Australia and Indonesia

 

284. Do you like where you live?

Yes

 

285. Do a cartwheel. Was that fun?

not really

 

286. Count your fingers. How many do you have?

10

 

287. How many times has Wile E. Coyote been squished?

3.434.546.676.675 times and counting

 

288. Do you secretly wish the road-runner would get caught?

yes.....please make the hurting stop

 

289. Who is better: Sylvester or Tweety?

tweety better, sylvester cooler

 

290. Is your room messy right now?

yes, quite messy...I just got back from a trip

 

291. Count your fingers again. How many do you have now?

10

 

292. Are you sure you counted correctly?

pretty sure

 

293. Do you have a thing for Peter Cottontail?

nope

 

294. Have you ever been in love with a cartoon character?

ariel rules

 

295. What is your favorite TV show?

South Park, The Simpsons, Pizza, CSI, Alias

 

296. Who is your favorite cartoon character?

Homer

 

297. Who is your favorite TV character?

MacGuyver

 

298. What is your favorite awards show?

KNVB Voetbalawards

 

299. Do you think you are going to be famous one day?

yeah...as filling in the most stupid list

 

300. If so, for what? If no, why not?

See 299

 

301. What was the last certificate/award you got for?

Euh..must have been my PADI Open Water certificate.

 

302. Are you obsessed with sports?

yeah...football

 

303. What is your favorite sport?

See 302

 

304. Do you watch or play that sport?

both..as much as I can

 

305. What is your favorite basketball team?

Haarlem Globetrotters

 

306. What is your favorite baseball team?

NY Yankees

 

307. What is your favorite hockey team?

The Dutch national male hockey team

 

308. What is your favorite football team?

PSV

 

309. Favorite players?

Ruud van Nistelrooij, Rafael van der Vaart, Mark van Bommel en Mateja Kezman

 

310. What is the most boring thing to watch on TV?

The Fish Cam on Channel 5

 

311. Do you watch golf?

nope

 

312. Who is your favorite golfer?

Maarten Lafeber

 

313. If you said you weren't bored before, are you now? If yes,

Going strong.

 

 

314. What are you the King of?

I'm the King of Kool

 

315. Can you name all the characters on the Simpsons?

all..of them..geesh..well Homer is the coolest...

 

316. What is the bartenders name?

Moe Sizlack

 

317. What is the quickie-mart's owner's name?

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

 

318. Who is the police chief?

Clancy

 

319. What is your school called?

The University of Melbourne

 

320. What grade are you in?

euh...sixth year student :)

 

321. What are your school colors?

???

 

322. What is your school mascot?

??? dunno

 

323. What clubs are you in?

really secret hidden ones

 

324. Do you have a specific person who is your school mascot?

nope

 

326. How many teachers do you have?

this semester about three

 

327. What is your favorite subject?

Managing Organisational Learning

 

328. Why?

Cuz it's challenging

 

329. What is your worst subject?

that must have been Strategy last semester or Statistiek 2 back home

 

330. Why?

it's pointless and well euh..and just useless

 

331. What do you wish you had done in the past, but didn't?

one should try not to have too many regrets in life

 

332. What do you wish you hadn't done?

Fucked up too many times...man!..u can't imagine that...starting

filling in this questionaire is a good one though

 

333. What do you wish for?

Respect, happyness, friends, love, health and creativity

 

334. What are your goals?

see 333.

 

335. What do you plan to be?

A big boy..

 

336. Are you going to college (now or future?)

kinda..

 

337. Did middle school suck?

nah..it was cool

 

338. Did elementary school suck?

See 337

 

339. Did you call elementary school something else? (grade school, basic?)

yes, basisschool

 

340. How many people go to your school?

euh..now? around 35.000

 

341. How many did you wish go to your school?

the more the merrier

 

342. Do you hate anyone?

yeah, the person who wrote this stupid survey

 

343. Do you love anyone?

yeah..my friends and family

 

344. Do you have a friend that you wish wasn't?

Hmmmm.. maybe.

 

345. Do you read your horoscope?

yeah, daily

 

346. Do you believe in that stuff?

not really.

 

347. Whipped cream or fudge syrup?

whipped cream

 

348. Please tell that someone that you love, just what you're thinking of, if tomorrow never comes! Did they like it?

yeah, been there, done that...

 

349. Do you pick up pennies off the ground, if you find them?

yes, keep em

 

350. Have you ever found someone's wallet?

yes

 

351. Did you give it back?

yes

 

352. What is the most money you've ever found at once?

50 gulden

 

353. Who is your favorite model?

hmmmm...I like em all.. (not really) :)

 

354. Do you think women with a lot of makeup on are prettier?

No

 

355. Do you want to be a model?

oh yeah baby

 

356. Can you walk the runway?

I can run the walkway

 

357. Have you ever pretended you could?

yeah...

 

358. Are you too sexy for your clothes?

maybe..you tell me...

 

359. Have you ever gone out with more than one person at a time?

yeah..lots of times

 

If so, what happened?

we had a lot of fun

 

360. Do you read other people's mail?

errr...sometimes....I sin

 

361. Are you Curious George?

nope

 

362. Do you like monkeys?

kinda

 

363. Do you look like a monkey?

yeah..I'm very muscular

 

364. Are yawns contagious?

*YYYAAAAWWWWWNNNNNN*.. yeah

 

365. Does yawning turn you on?

not really

 

366. Do you like Alanis Morissette?

No, but I like her music a little

 

367. Do you think she is pretty?

maybe a little

 

368. Do you think she is a good singer?

she sings better than she looks

 

369. What type of fetishes do you have?

shoe-fetish

 

370. Do you wear socks on in bed?

nope

 

371. Do socks turn you on?

nope

 

372. What do your weirdest socks look like?

white

 

373. Do your socks have holes in them?

I hope not

 

374. Do you want a Volkswagon?

nah...bring on the Jag

 

375. What is that kind of phone called with the round dialer thing that they don't make now?

a telefoon

 

376. Do your socks smell?

sometimes..after a really sweaty soccer match :)

 

377. Do you smell?

I smell nice

 

378. What do you smell like?

nice

 

 

379. Will what you smell like make me puke?

no

 

380. What cologne do your wear?

Dark Blue

 

381. Or do you wear perfume?

euh.,....nah

 

382. Does it smell better or worse than you?

usually better.. depends on your preferences.

 

383. Do you like CK-1 or CK-Be?

CK-1 is fine..

 

384. Do you wish you were a woman?

Nope.. I like to think guys have more fun...

 

385. So what's your foot doing right now?

sitting on the chair

 

386. Look up, what's there?

a ceiling

 

387. Do you have cable?

no

 

388. Do you have extended-cable?

no

 

389. Do you think the word "HyPeRnEsS" sounds cool?

guess so

 

390. Do you have caller ID?

Yeah

 

391. Do you have call waiting?

nope

 

392. Do you have 2 phone lines?

nope

 

393. Do you think the phone company rips you off?

definately

 

394. Do you like your mom?

yeah, she's great!

 

 

395. Do you like your dad?

yeah, he's great too!

 

396. Do you like your siblings?

I will ...

 

397. Now that you've been filling this out for a while, do you still remember what 1+1 = ?

no..I totally lost it

 

398. Do you have to use the bathroom now?

no

 

399. When was the last time you did?

just before I got here

 

400. Do you have a guy bathroom or girl bathroom?

our lavatory is malehood itself...

 

401. Are you the God of Kinkiness?

yeah, I think I am..

 

402. What is your bathroom's color theme?

color theme is no theme

 

403. What room are you in now?

the computer room

 

404. What color shows up there the most?

yellow

 

405. Do you know who Keroppi is?

yeah he's the frog from Donut Pond

 

406. Do you know what Sanrio is?

the maker of Hello Kitten..

 

407. Can you wink with either eye?

yeah

 

408. Can you roll your tongue?

yeah..exciting huh

 

409. Do you have a chin-cleft?

nah

 

410. Do you like MTV?

yeah

 

411. Do you like Beavis and Butthead?

I did actually

 

412. Are you double-jointed?

???

 

413. When was the last time you went to a picnic?

with my family here

 

414. Do you like parks?

yeah

 

415. Do you like hiking?

I do

 

416. Do you like kids?

sometimes

 

417. Are you a kid?

sometimes :)

 

418. Do you want kids?

not now please

 

419. Do you want kids now?

see 418

 

420. How many kids do you want?

3, two boys one girl

 

421. Do you want to be a single parent?

no...

 

422. Are you going Easter egg hunting?

on easter yes

 

423. Do you hide Easter eggs from yourself?

yeah..I don't have a short memory so that's pretty cool (NOT)

 

424. Do you hide gifts/money from yourself so you find them later and are surprised?

nah..I only hide em from the tax collectors

 

425. Do you like your memories?

yeah!

 

426. Have you ever been digging in your backyard (if you have one) and found something interesting?

I did actually

 

427. If so, what? If no, start digging!

old antique shit

 

428. Did you know my phone just rang again?

no

 

429. Now is yours ringing?

no

 

430. What is your favorite radio station?

Nova FM

 

431. Do you know what a jingle is?

yeah..jingle-bell jingle-bell

 

432. Does your radio station have one?

yeah they do..

 

433. Have you memorized all their commercials?

nope

 

434. Do they play as many commercials as they play music?

luckilly not

 

435. What kind of music do they play?

popular music

 

436. Are you hungry right now?

no..I'm not

 

437. Do you know of all the radio stations in your area?

no

 

438. Do you not even care?

not really

 

439. When were you the most surprised last/ever?

pfffffff......hard one..dunno

 

440. Why? What happened?

too confusing

 

441. Uhoh. My phone rang again. Did you know that time?

no

 

442. Do you like it or hate it when people call?

mostly like

 

443. Are you psychic?

yes

 

444. Are you psycho?

yes

 

445. Do you like Beck?

no

 

446. Do you have 2 turntables and a microphone?

no

 

447. Do you want to be a DJ?

no

 

448. Are you a DJ?

no

 

449. Do you know "where it's at"?

yes

 

450. Where do you want to be right now?

somewhere on a tropical beach would be nice

 

451. Make a fist. Do you feel manly now?

no

 

452. Do you like school?

yeah..no responsibility !

 

 

453. Do you bathe daily?

I try, I really try

 

454. Weekly?

yes

 

455. Monthly?

certainly

 

456. What is the first thing you do when you wake up?

open my eyes

 

457. Do you like waking up?

no..I like sleeping

 

458. Are you a morning person?

no..more a night person

 

459. Would you let a girl paint your nails if she asked?

maybe

 

460. Do you do it yourself?

no

 

461. Do your grandparents live in a cabin?

no..the one that still lives lives in an care centre

 

462. Do you want to be the Unabomber junior?

nope.

 

463. Are you scared of the Easter Bunny?

nope

 

464. What about the Tooth Fairy?

Nope

 

465. Do you like sitting on Santa's lap?

yes...especially if he gives me presents!

 

466. When was the last time you did?

about 18 years ago or so

 

467. Would you sit on Santa's lap for some silly putty?

nahit has to be worthwhile

 

468. Do you have a Ken doll?

nope..

 

469. Do you like him?

nope..

 

470. Do you want Barbie?

nope

 

471. Do you still play with GI Joes?

yes

 

472. Are Transformers cool?

they are awesome..the best ever

 

473. Do you love A Christmas Story?

sometimes

 

474. Is it time to slam down?

it's always time

 

475. Does A Wonderful Life make you sick?

kinda

 

476. Do you like glue?

only biological glue

 

477. What is your favorite recreational sport?

football

 

478. Do you have a car?

no

 

479. What kind?

no kind

 

480. What kind of car do you want?

Jaguar XK8 or a Lamborghini Diablo

 

481. Have you ever swam in the Nile River?

nope

 

482. Do you have a thing for alligators?

a little thing

 

483. Are you a cat-man or a dog-man?

dog man

 

484. Would you rather go to church or pet your dog?

pet the dog

 

485. What is the plural form of "SWAN"?

swans

 

486. Do you like geese?

kinda

 

487. Do you like hot dogs?

I like dogs that are hot

 

488. What about hamburgers?

yeah..like em too

 

489. Ketchup, mayo, or mustard?

mayo or speciaal

 

490. What is your favorite letter?

"Dear Misha ......"

 

491. Cup or glass?

cup

 

492. How many calories are in one 8 OZ. serving of Western Family Strawberry-Banana lowfat yogurt?

?????????????

 

493. Are your feet cold right now?

no

 

494. Do you believe in aliens?

I believe I believe

 

495. Have you ever seen a UFO?

often

 

496. What is your newspaper called?

The Age

 

497. Do you enjoy work?

nah..not really

 

498. Do you consider yourself smart?

I did untill I started this survey

 

499. Do you like your ears?

I like them

 

500. Do you know what?

yes I do know that...

 

 

WOW, made it!!!

 

 

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